Steel Virgin - Iron Maiden
Kevlar Jet - Led Zeppelin
Narrow Gays - Dire Straits
Serious Hating Cops - Fun Lovin’ Criminals
Vast Red - Deep Purple
Cannons and Cactus - Guns and Roses
Edit: Formatting
Green Month
Rammfels
About the same as Jake
Ten inch bolts
The mass murderers
TODDLERMETAL
Fourth Eye Blind
EMPEROR (PRESIDENT)
Sleep Monthly Pass
Anika Danubes
titanium steel alloy maiden
Great Charlotte
Here she is:

a major woodland enterprise markie dollar ten abyssal ultraviolet completely japanese glacier-T mor paul orchestral manoeuvres in the moonlight public-private partnership enemy sir mix-the-most cubeshover suicide attempts faintly discernabl skratch piklz the overripe peaches wiry lizzy zz gallantdeleted by creator
Shatter, dds (Smash mouth)
Ocean (Aqua)
White-hot Chili peppers (up from red-hot)
Make-out (kiss)
The Colony (group of beetles - The Beatles)
Green Month (Green Day)
The Royal Family (Queen)
- Shipoftheline (Manowar)
- Adultz (Bratz)
- Fear Industrial Complex (Fear Factory)
- Sewyng Machine African Swallow (Taylor Swift)
- Empress (Queen)
- Cannons and Bouquets (Guns 'n Roses)
- Eemineem
- Vantablack Sabbath
Duran Duran Duran
The Entire Front-of-House Staff
Weezest
The Spice Communities
Aces of Several Bases
Green Fortnight
Radiocorpus
Still The Tallest Man on Earth But Now He’s Put On a Little Weight 'Round the Middle
Jimi Hendrices
Edit: thought of some more:
All the Keys on the Whole Piano
Lengthy Meandering Diatribes to Cleo
Mouse with Newfound Self-Confidence
How about The Spice Harem, Ace of Homerun or Ace of Cycle
The Curaga
Arcade Firaga
Fuck you for making me laugh at that. <3
Nostalgia trip engaged
I’ve been puzzling over this one for a few minutes now and I can’t make heads or tails of it.
It’s a Final Fantasy reference. Healing spells are Cure - Cura - Curaga
Ohh hahaha, thanks. I’ve never played a Final Fantasy game, despite having them constantly recommended. There are just too many good games and not enough time.
Give the first couple of hours of Final Fantasy X a try; it is definitely the one classic-era title that has held up the best.
If it doesn’t click for you by the time you first meet Yuna, it’s not for you - and you can safely give the series a miss (beyond maybe checking out some retrospectives on YouTube).
I’d recommend IX for a newcomer, the style has broad appeal and the first few characters are instantly likeable. X has… a lot of clunky dialogue that was absolutely groundbreaking (Fully voiced! Expressive faces!) but shows its age more obviously.
Jimi Hendricies! Amazing
Uncaged the Elephant
Red Hot Ghost Peppers
Lime
Third one took me a sec, but I love it.
- Aesop Paper
- Vampire Weekdays
- Ed Curtain
- John Governer
- OLED Soundsystem
- Jimmy Consume Galaxy
- Kilometers Davis
- Marvin LGBTQ
That was fun, y’all are creative
Jake
Extremely Large Fish
Sum 82
Mu 660
Streetlight Manifestwo and Catch 44
I see you are also a person of culture who is still waiting for a new album a full year after it was announced
“Jake” gave me a genuine laugh
Same
You forgot Blink 183
…huh?
Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, Sum 41, Mu 330.
Fun story; crowd surfed a guy in a wheelchair at a Less than Jake show. Worth leaving Iron Maiden for.
The pits at ska shows are highly underrated
Damn you were in Iron Maiden!?
Paul Di’anno spotted
Counting Murders
Two direction
CATHVDRALS