I’d recommend IX for a newcomer, the style has broad appeal and the first few characters are instantly likeable. X has… a lot of clunky dialogue that was absolutely groundbreaking (Fully voiced! Expressive faces!) but shows its age more obviously.

And something to change your gait, like one shoe with a small lift.

His lawyers say he did not carry out the alleged acts and had been the victim of a purposeful drugging incident against his consent and that this had caused his disorientation.

“I swear your honor, I was on someone else’s drugs!” is enough to get your case thrown out? Holy shit.

It’s a game of strategy and formations, like chess or military drills, instead of just kicking a ball around for 90 minutes.

Internet veteran, and not even a properly old one I just remember AOL on CDs: nah we aren’t cool, the net is full of normies now.