Being able to eat peanuts. Developed an allergy 4 years ago.

The park in Oregon where I used to walk every day and see the most amazing water birds.

But they weren’t inconsequential.

Nope: nope

Yes! Jalapeno popper pizza. Use a garlic cream cheese base, and after it’s baked you top it with grape jelly, which was the condiment that used to be served when jalapeno poppers became a thing.

I measure my body so I can order clothes that will fit correctly. But I agree with the other stuff.

Name of my next punk band.

Wheel chairs are not the only disability. There are lots of people who have limited mobility, for whom adding a trek across the parking lot is too much on top of walking the park. Even a non-electric wheelchair is a hardship to push (for the person sitting or someone assisting them).

Fruit on pizza.

Barenaked Fat Ladies

Husky Shady

I need someone to splain.

Weezest made me giggle.

OK but are they available?

I recommend the book Make the Bread, Buy the Butter. Author Jennifer Reese talks about the costs and hassles associated with raising chickens for the eggs, among other food subjects.

Because they don’t go to parties.

That might work, depending on how well OP fucks.

Wherever you go, there you are.

You had me at homes.