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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 21 days ago

Best part of owning a bidet is if you're puking in the toilet you can take a sip out of the fountain

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Best part of owning a bidet is if you're puking in the toilet you can take a sip out of the fountain

Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 21 days ago
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  • crispbacon99@lemmy.zip
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    21 days ago

    Jokes aside, what would be wrong with doing this?

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      21 days ago

      splatter definitely gets on the nozzle

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        21 days ago

        Yeah but like it’s self washing after a few sec

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          20 days ago

          Sanitized != sterilized

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            You might want to look up the definition of the word sanitized. 🤭

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              20 days ago

              I work in biotech.

              Sanitizing should not be confused with sterilizing. While sanitizing reduces microorganisms to a safe level, sterilizing removes all microorganisms from an item.

              https://blog.foodsafety.ca/understanding-difference-between-cleaning-sanitizing-sterilizing

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                The bidet isn’t getting sanitized. Just rinsed a bit.

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                deleted by creator

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                I’m gonna bet you’re not putting your dishes and utensils through an autoclave.

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                  I’m not putting shit in my dishwasher though

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      21 days ago

      The bidet showerhead is inside the toilet, taking splashes when you poop

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        Doesn’t need to be

        The bidets in hotels I’ve been to are always the old kind, which is a completely separate device to the side of the toilet

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          Still it’s getting splashed when you wash your ass

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          Its still going to get splashback

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      20 days ago

      Try it and report back !

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