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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 21 days ago

Best part of owning a bidet is if you're puking in the toilet you can take a sip out of the fountain

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Best part of owning a bidet is if you're puking in the toilet you can take a sip out of the fountain

Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 21 days ago
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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    21 days ago

    The bidet showerhead is inside the toilet, taking splashes when you poop

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      Doesn’t need to be

      The bidets in hotels I’ve been to are always the old kind, which is a completely separate device to the side of the toilet

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        21 days ago

        Still it’s getting splashed when you wash your ass

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        Its still going to get splashback

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