Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 hours agoMy eyes widened in horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhereimagemessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1181arrow-down15
arrow-up1176arrow-down1imageMy eyes widened in horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhereWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 hours agomessage-square10linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 day agoAttaching something to an email is so scary. What if I accidentally put hard-core porn in there.imagemessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down10
arrow-up183arrow-down1imageAttaching something to an email is so scary. What if I accidentally put hard-core porn in there.Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square7linkfedilink
velma@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day agoGREAT TITS GAIN MASSIVE PECKERS, MORE AT 11!plus-squareimagemessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down10
arrow-up142arrow-down1imageGREAT TITS GAIN MASSIVE PECKERS, MORE AT 11!plus-squarevelma@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agoWhy wouldn't you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangarooplus-squareimagemessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1imageWhy wouldn't you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangarooplus-squareWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square25linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agoRickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a urlimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1imageRickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a urlWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square13linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agoGanondorf should and will have sex with every gay man everimagemessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1imageGanondorf should and will have sex with every gay man everWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agoDo NOT get high and look at the micropenis subreddit I am freaking the fuck outimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1imageDo NOT get high and look at the micropenis subreddit I am freaking the fuck outWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agoif a ratatouille used me to have sex with my wife which one of us is the cuck in that scenarioimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1imageif a ratatouille used me to have sex with my wife which one of us is the cuck in that scenarioWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agoso the Catholic church wants you to respect their god's neopronounsimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageso the Catholic church wants you to respect their god's neopronounsWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agoat what point does a plastic surgeon have the moral obligation and right to say 'no you've had enough boob'imagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageat what point does a plastic surgeon have the moral obligation and right to say 'no you've had enough boob'Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agoSometimes instead of affirmations I just say nice things to a silicone copy of my head and brush her hairimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageSometimes instead of affirmations I just say nice things to a silicone copy of my head and brush her hairWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agoPhysics majors throw a lot of shade considering they're still not sure where 95% of the universe is hidden.imagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imagePhysics majors throw a lot of shade considering they're still not sure where 95% of the universe is hidden.Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agoOne of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.imagemessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageOne of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agoI am going to reduce my drug use by moving to drug city with my close personal friend Mr. Drugsimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageI am going to reduce my drug use by moving to drug city with my close personal friend Mr. DrugsWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agoAm I experiencing a profound spiritual desolation or have I not eaten enough for breakfast?imagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageAm I experiencing a profound spiritual desolation or have I not eaten enough for breakfast?Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agoNo one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someone's car isimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageNo one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someone's car isWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agoSweetie your nutsack is showing from 10 miles awayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageSweetie your nutsack is showing from 10 miles awayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
InterestingUsername@lemmy.mlEnglish · 12 days agoIf you can’t picture your job being done by a pig wearing clothes in a children’s book, it’s not a real job and you add no real value to society.imagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageIf you can’t picture your job being done by a pig wearing clothes in a children’s book, it’s not a real job and you add no real value to society.InterestingUsername@lemmy.mlEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agoThey look strangely comfy for damned souls tortured in the lowest circle of hellimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThey look strangely comfy for damned souls tortured in the lowest circle of hellWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agoDo not lick the subway saltimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageDo not lick the subway saltWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink