Didn’t know until checking comments

Wisdom

Honestly no one should die alone, fragging would be preferable

And submarine is just a slut under pressure

I misconfigured my ipdoor and can’t get in anymore

Strait of America

I deleted my account and posts and moved to Lemmy when they announced the change, since I was relying on a 3rd party app for Reddit. Happy that I did, reddit’s gone shit and Lemmy is awesome

Microsoft created the nazi AI in Twitter

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tay_(chatbot)?wprov=sfla1

Pretty sure I’ve seen this image long before generative AI was in widespread use

Instagram and others

Truly a fascist country

Last time we did the smart thing and we stayed till first train in the morning. Was also cheaper to drink till dawn and eat shit in McDonald’s than take taxi home 🤣

Back in my teenage years we had a cat and a dog, they weren’t best friends but they got along just okay. Then my father’s new girlfriend (later wife) started visiting with her 3 dogs, and the 3 would chase the cat around the house, and our old dog would chase the 3 to try help the cat

I mean Henry Cavill is the type of a guy to almost miss a job interview because he was gaming

That last one reminded me of a bad joke

My partner had an epileptic seizure while we had sex last night, felt so damn good

I’m some shit hole countries they don’t give the kids anything to eat

Instead they have Porky sell them burgers or some shit

Laundry machine finishing and stove keeping same beep noise

Yes, because you have a red light, you stop, press button and wait for green. At least that’s what I’ve been teaching to my kid, maybe I’m wrong?

It includes the children who are never going to be born because Elon was sad and couldn’t get boner with all his female employees

I’d bet it’d be easier to convince your average conservatives into socialism than the “educated and so smart” “woke liberals”

Might be harder to convince them that socialism means it’s for everyone, though