Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 25 days ago

Best part of owning a bidet is if you're puking in the toilet you can take a sip out of the fountain

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Best part of owning a bidet is if you're puking in the toilet you can take a sip out of the fountain

Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 25 days ago

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Doesn’t need to be

The bidets in hotels I’ve been to are always the old kind, which is a completely separate device to the side of the toilet
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  Still it’s getting splashed when you wash your ass
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  Its still going to get splashback

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