This is not a SFW instance. NSFW communities will be tagged, and efforts will be made to keep SFW communities clean, but proceed at your own comfort level.
Nobody is innocent in war, though some people won’t ever admit that they do it, once you’re asleep I can promise something gonna sneak out the back when you’re tired enough.
There’s a difference between “I haven’t showered today, but otherwise keep myself clean” and “I routinely neglect essential basic hygiene to the degree it can be considered mental illness.”
I think some people are assuming you’re talking about the later.
Really?
I have never smelt a cologne that masked the misogyny in an imbecile, nor have I smelt a fart that made me take distance from a good person.
My ex once made me sleep on the couch because I ate an entire bag of wasabi peas that turned my farts into war crimes.
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He was justified. They started halfway through and I kept eating them.
Midnight bedfarts are part of being married.
Nobody is innocent in war, though some people won’t ever admit that they do it, once you’re asleep I can promise something gonna sneak out the back when you’re tired enough.
Now I’m imagining my little geneva convention breaking farts in spy costumes skulking out of my butt.
There’s a difference between “I haven’t showered today, but otherwise keep myself clean” and “I routinely neglect essential basic hygiene to the degree it can be considered mental illness.”
I think some people are assuming you’re talking about the later.
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Consider yourself lucky then, ive smelled farts that made me leave work early and go home and shower immediately lmao
“Sorry boss, fart was too spicy.”
You’d love me when I come home from work, then. Industrial chemicals and sweat, too tired to be anything but nice lol
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Lol! Fair enough.