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Some men are skipping showers before dates to embrace a new trend called pheromone-maxxing

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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 13 days ago

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.have I smelt a fart that made me take distance from a good person

Consider yourself lucky then, ive smelled farts that made me leave work early and go home and shower immediately lmao
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  “Sorry boss, fart was too spicy.”

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