• blargh513@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago

    Midnight bedfarts are part of being married.

    Nobody is innocent in war, though some people won’t ever admit that they do it, once you’re asleep I can promise something gonna sneak out the back when you’re tired enough.

    • Wren@lemmy.todayOPM
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      1 month ago

      Now I’m imagining my little geneva convention breaking farts in spy costumes skulking out of my butt.