I don’t use PowerPoint and I never ask my employees to either. It is a massive waste of time.

The day I’m so lazy and stupid that I need to be fed information like a baby bird, I will just go walk out in front of a bus.

Lemme guess, it is built into heavy ass table too? I have one of those in my future.

Now this shouldn’t be about shaming women, their supposed place once aged or any of those things.

This should be about the fact that her music is derivative and unoriginal, more reheated leftovers of her previous work.

Cmon everyone, stay objective!

Let’s not pretend that a lot of good cars met an early end in C4C. People were hauling in their broken garbage to cash in. Nobody was bringing in some pristine example of anything good. A whole lot of raggedy minivans, crappy econoboxes and rusty trucks got sand in their engines. If they were worth anything, the scrapyard could have plopped a new motor in them and resold them.

C4C cleaned out the bottom of the barrel shit. Unless you were dying for some fucked up shitheap of a car, nothing of value was lost. If someone was dumb enough to roll in with something useful, you know damn well that the dealer would have given them the same money for it and just resold it. Yeah, you weren’t supposed to do that, and politicians aren’t supposed to fuck children either.

I already told my mom not to leave me any of her prized 70s era ethan allen furniture because I’m just going to donate it.

Noooooobody wants ugly old baroque heavy fucking king arthurs court style tables and chairs. If they do want it, there are lots of people selling it because people like me have a parent who died and left it to their kids and they’re all trying to sell the ugly shit.

She insists that it’s worth a fortune, but just tell her that it’s worth what someone will pay to buy used furniture and come haul it all off–which isn’t much. Both of my brothers already have a set that she’s dumped on them over the years, I’m the only one who refused it. I have my own taste and it ain’t that shit. Of course when I’m old, I have no expectation that anyone will want my shit. I like it, but by the time I’m ready to drop, MCM will probably be out of style and it can just go to the salvation army with all the rest of my worthless shit.