Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 1 month agoLeg-shortening surgery should be an optional alternative to prison time.imagemessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up1145arrow-down16
arrow-up1139arrow-down1imageLeg-shortening surgery should be an optional alternative to prison time.Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square30linkfedilink
minus-squareFluidBeef@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoWhat if they made you taller so you have to stoop to go through doorways?
minus-squareWren@lemmy.todayOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoIf you’re short you get shortened, if you’re tall you get tallened.
minus-squareFluidBeef@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoWhat do they do if you’re average?
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoYou’ve won the Procrustean lottery.
What if they made you taller so you have to stoop to go through doorways?
If you’re short you get shortened, if you’re tall you get tallened.
What do they do if you’re average?
You’ve won the Procrustean lottery.
Death.