Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 25 days ago

Leg-shortening surgery should be an optional alternative to prison time.

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Leg-shortening surgery should be an optional alternative to prison time.

Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 25 days ago

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If you’re short you get shortened, if you’re tall you get tallened.
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  What do they do if you’re average?
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    You’ve won the Procrustean lottery.
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    Death.

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