the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.worldtoBrand New Sentence@lemmy.today•If you two French kiss, I will save my babyEnglish
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- the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.worldtoToday I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that a man killed his daughter in Texas after arguing about Donald Trump. The local jury refused to indict him. He was immediatly released.English41·24 days ago
You aren’t even close to being right about that
- the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons bannedEnglish1·8 months ago
Would you rather fight one dick the size of a gorilla, or one hundred dicks the size of a gorilla dick?
- the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons bannedEnglish1·8 months ago
(Gorillas have tiny dicks)
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