We should offer these two doctors’ services for free penis enlargements to all billionaires.
Rather than free, you should offer the most exclusive and expensive dong surgeries on earth.
You’re both half right. You offer the most exclusive expensive penis enlargement surgury for free just for them, BECAUSE they’re a billionaire.
Nothing rich assholes love more than getting expensive shit for free because of their privledge.
They want the most exclusive expensive version of things for the lowest cost. It’s fucking ridiculous bragging rights bullshit.
*burial cost not included
How I would love to offer an extremely exclusive and expensive product or service and have a billionaire approaching me trying to get it for free, to be able to say “Oh, I’m sorry, can you not afford it? We only offer this to people who have enough money to pay for it. I’m sure if you work hard, one day you’ll earn enough money to come back and give this a try!”
Nothing would hurt a fragile billionaire’s ego more than insinuating that they’re poor. Their entire lives and identities revolve around being rich and to take that away from them, even for a few seconds, would haunt them for many years to come.
Misleading headline. He died of a heart condition. They were banned because they were practicing without a license.
This is way more efficient than putting them each in a submarine
We can do both
Fill a sub with their lopped-off penises?
No, obviously those are used for chum to lure in the sharks.
As one of the people going through the Files right now, believe me, less billionaire penises is a good thing.
Number one. Steady hand. One day, billionaire need big penis. I do operation. But mistake! Billionaire die! Capitalists very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.
My big secret. I kill billionaire on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
I still think autoerotic asphyxiation is the most embarrassing way to die, but, thanks to this article, I’ve now been introduced to a close second.
The fact that he was a billionaire diamond magnate just makes it easier to laugh.
Choking to death on stolen panties must be up there in the rankings. No cases to cite but would be surprised it was zero.
I’d check Japan. Bunch of panty thieves there.
…was I supposed to be eating the panties all this time?
this is definitely worse than autoerotic asphyxiation, that’s just someone trying and failing to explore their kink…this is just someone who won the game of life being insecure about his dick
Solid argument
I agree this is worse.
Maybe the surgery was a success. Dude asked for a dong the size of a Pringles can, got one, and all his blood went to it and he died. Checks out to me.
Damn what a way to go, now the whole world knows he had a small dick as the last thing he does.
Not necessarily. Data suggests that most people that feels that way have average sized penises. It’s not reality what fails to them, it’s their ego.
Maybe he has a big penis and wanted a giant one? One to make a horse blush. One that makes you kick people when you get an erection in public
Hey Musk I got a proposition for ya
Didn’t somebody already botch his dick?
musk had his mangled by a “surgeon”
Let’s tell him this new guy will fix it
No no. You do it this way:
“Hey musk, you have a small dick”
Yeehaw!
Unfortunately, he’s probably into being humiliated like that.
An autopsy later confirmed that Laniado died from cardiac hypertrophy, a condition involving an enlarged heart.
A search of his hotel room revealed he had been taking multiple substances banned in France, along with vasodilators commonly used to treat erectile dysfunction. According to judicial sources, these substances are believed to have contributed to his death.
Ah, so it had nothing to do with the procedure, dude was on a cocktail of his own drugs, didn’t tell the doctor, had a heart attack.
So, if it was anyones fault, it was the pathetic billionaires fault. Also anyone who gets rich from diamonds is always, 100%, a scumbag.
Ahh, cocaine and Cialis. A classic combo for cardiac catastrophe
AFAIK it’s not a dangerous combination. The cialis relieves some of the vasoconstriction from the cocaine.
Solid alliteration
He shouldn’t have gotten the heart enlargement surgery
It’s honestly really sad for the surgeon. Before undergoing surgery the patient must disclose everything that could make complications on the operation for a reason, a doctor does not care what crimes the patient commits and won’t have a reason to snitch, but not knowing the patient using banned substances that affect surgery could lead to life altering (and in this case outright ending it) problems.
Lol. Lmao. Dude had billions of dollars and fucken died cause he wanted a bigger dick.
To all the kids out there: accept who you are. Love yourself. Be genuine.
To all the billionaires out there, keep getting shady, life-threatening surgeries.
To all the billionaires out there: people will never respect you until you have 2 kg of dick. Go show them who’s boss!
people will never respect you until you have 2 kg of dick.
… that’s an integrated part of your body and in the form of a single dick looking appendage.
We don’t want buckets of dick strewn around, nor random dicks attached to the torso.
Oooooh…. Shit…. Could have used this information yesterday….
If you are in the buckets category, then pls don’t make us accessories to your crimes.
If you have attached dicks to your torso, then don’t worry, you’ll still get what you can interpret as deference from people. It won’t be, but it’ll seem like respect.
I’ve just got the bucket going at the moment, but if you think sticking them on will get me out of legal trouble then I’ll get to gluing them to myself. Gonna be a long day.
Also: you totally do know everything there is to know about deep sea submarines
Invite your friends!
So the operation was a 100% succes.
The poor man died on a table with his cock cut to pieces, what a terribly unfortunate thing to happen.
Those pieces were very small, tho, like minuscule …
Micro surgery is hard
I can’t believe being a billionaire wasn’t enough for this man, he was still insecure that he felt the need to buy a bigger dick.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but women don’t need a gorilla sized dick! They need you to eat them out! (this guy had a wife. We need to ask men if they crave gorilla dicks)
(Gorillas have tiny dicks)
Maybe it’s a dick the size of a gorilla, not the size of a gorilla’s dick.
Would you rather fight one dick the size of a gorilla, or one hundred dicks the size of a gorilla dick?
oh my, what’s a big dicked beast that would be better suited for this?
He died while the procedure was being performed at a private clinic in March 2019
I wondered why he wasn’t answering my calls! Why are we only just finding out about this now?
Well, I thought I was going to get a call after the old snip snip cuz we talked about that
Early Carmen episodes were amazing especially for how they still hold up
2019? Damn.
I am from the 20th century
