*bathdoom

Most of the people flying the no step on snek flag are overweight mouth-breathing dumbassess. Hardly a fearsome fighting force.

Also obesity.

Wrong. A pair per day of boxer briefs for comfort, a few backups for shitting yourself, etc. A different thong for each day at the beach. Briefs for any tasks you need to handle. Something sexy for each night. A few edible pairs. If we’re talking a week, that’s minimum like 30 pairs.

Yeah, if I had a lot of money, I’d probably buy a boat. Probably not 20 or whatever, but idk. I’d probably fly a lot of places. Probably not that many, but idk. Regardless, I 100% still would not traffic or rape children. Just the kind of guy I am, I guess.

Sex. Minus the “deeply personal.” Well, minus the “deeply.” I always make it personal.

“By using this urinal, you consent to the OnlyFans terms of service,” etc.

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Tell me you’ve never been to London, Kentucky without telling me you’ve never been to London, Kentucky.

Just a little more slice of heaven for the rest of us, I suppose.

Even if she’d said yes, it wouldn’t have been permission. She was merely assenting that he was seemingly capable of the act, if nothing else.

I can’t believe they’ve never done double-frosted Pop Tarts. It’s sitting RIGHT THERE. It’s so obvious!

Damn, a personalized letter and everything! This company really respects its customers!

This is why they put those big gaps between the door, so you can put your eye up to it like a peephole to be sure it’s occupied. If it is, I’ll usually just drop a friendly, “I like your style!” and keep waiting my turn.

She’s so soothed by your support that her milk flowed more freely. You’re doing a real service and should be commended.

I don’t miss the smoking so much. I miss the social aspects. I met so many people just by smoking outside occasionally. Didn’t even have to do anything. Just stand there and stuff starts happening around you.

It didn’t take much convincing. They all seem to be having a great time together now! Would’ve loved to be part of it!

Nice, this is really great to hear! I needed a little good news today!

I’ve never thought about it like this. Turns out I’m literally surrounded by beautiful women on all sides! I knew I wasn’t lonely!

Yet in all universes, you taste delicious to me. ❤️