• St.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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      Could you imagine standing there as they lock lips, faces contorting in disgust as they trample upon the malefic beliefs that brought them there? Witnessing the little death as their gold star is forever taken from them. Dropping the fake belly on the ground and sprinting away as jeers and slurs fly from behind you as you avoid being bludgeoned by aggrieved zealots

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        Abortion is done (at least around here) before week 12. At that point it’s barely visible over clothing, specially if the mother isn’t the smallest to begin with. So a bit too big hoodie is well enough, no need for fake belly.

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        Could you imagine standing there as they lock lips

        They aren’t going to kiss. They’re going to scream in your face, cry giant crocodile tears, wave a big placard with a crucified puppy on it, and call you a Satanist.

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          My friend actually was a satanist with many stories exactly like that. Anti-abortion counter-protests have my absolute favorite people. Most of the anti-abortion folks just scoffed, but some literature was offered, 0 opinions were swayed, 0 boykissers were induced, and hundreds of women felt safer entering clinics with dozens to hundreds of people ready to throw down on their behalf.

          I’d prefer that people be given their privacy, but physical safety comes first. Especially in this era of social erosion

  • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    “I am pregnant with quadruplets. If you bend over and let that angry biker with the God Hates Fags sign absolutely rail you, I will save the babies. Otherwise, they’re going to be made into the special skin cream that Hanoi Jane uses to stay looking so young”

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    I only condone grifting if its to the detriment of the right. I condone this. Its magnificent even if it only works once.

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    i can get fat so we can go do that, and i need to be fat for my profession so i’m working on my gut anyways. you got a getaway bike?

    edit: wait, which one of us needs to be pregnant? because i think people are coming to terms with seahorse dads finally