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Here I am, laying face down, wondering about space sharks
wholesome blåhaj
Awww, thank you, shark 🥹
Behind every great man is a shark.
There’s also one in front of me
And it’s ready to kick your ass, so best hope the sharks by your side can fight
Shit! We’re surrounded!
It’s also behind you. (unless you’re one of those flat earther morons)
The human that’s behind you however…
Sharks kill about 7 people per year. Humans kill about 100,000,000 sharks per year. We are the dangerous monsters from the unknown more so than the other way around.
I’m here for the optical fiber and you know it 💫
Technically, nearly every shark is behind you.
My shark is ride or die.
We got this.
But I’m laying on my belly…
🌌🦈
😧
Holy Macaroni you just wrote the entire script of a shitty-on-purpose sci-fi movie. Amazing.
Sharknova!
Killer Spacesharks attack from space!
Look out for the next hit mash-up, Sharknova vs. SuperMassiveBlackHoleGator 2!
I’ve never thought about it like this. Turns out I’m literally surrounded by beautiful women on all sides! I knew I wasn’t lonely!
Is this you?
It Is true! Now you just have to convince them to have dinner together and spend the night together.
It didn’t take much convincing. They all seem to be having a great time together now! Would’ve loved to be part of it!
Blåhaj moment :3
Blahaj is here for you 🦈