So the price of whisky is gonna be reasonable again, right?..right?..

sad face

That last change is overly optimistic.

Nobody poops but you.

I feel like this is a measurable fact rather than an opinion.

It’s also behind you. (unless you’re one of those flat earther morons)

Technically, nearly every shark is behind you.

This is why, you don’t need a whole video to explain it: 🖕

After accounting for other potential risk factors,

I doubt Mass General Brigham is so incompetent that they don’t know how to do science. They do talk about the study limitations, especially around H. Pylori status, but also state that they collected detailed health and lifestyle history to control for confounding factors.

They really are great.