My Dad thinks he invented that joke.
Are you Calvin?
No, I have legs.
Imagine their little faces light up!
They name it something cool as hell like DEMON CORE and they expect people NOT to touch it?
That’s what all the Gen Z kids are listening to nowadays.
Demon Kinder.
You walk into an abandoned K-Mart and the only source of electric light is a singular Blue Light left on in front of the shelf of Kinder Demon Cores
Then you notice it’s not a light bulb, it’s a water bottle.
If only. Kinder Surprise toys used to be good, they needed actual instructions to put together. Sometimes they were weapons, intentionally or not. Now you get a Kinder egg and open it up to find just some guy. Not building, no exploration, no pain, just a little plastic guy. This is what’s wrong with this generation.
cries in American deprivation
That blue light is Cherenkov radiation.
Every seventh egg comes with one of a terrific collection of screwdrivers.
Did it come with a screwdriver?
Fortunately, not for very much longer! 🤪
That’s a spicy toy
Tickle tickle!
Damn, I commented the exact same thing 5 hours after you
I’m honoured to have had the same idea as a Fartographer!
I guarantee the surprise will blow your mind (and possibly the town you live in).
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K-mart is trying to kill you.