I know, I was making a reference to how ridiculously large American portion sizes are.

That’s a European serving. The rest of the jar is one Texan serving.

“…and I’ll get really pissy if anyone tries to tell me otherwise”.

You guys are crazy. Why would they take legal action for a marketing stunt ? Don’t you think the legal system would clap back if they file just for marketing ? The leeks are real

This is how you get crusty baps.

Well you don’t eat yours dry, do you?

No, the sound of a bath being filled doesn’t bother me.

Where do you crap? Outside like a wild animal?

Very appropriate username!

Don’t forget your piss-poor food standards.

I thought it was that most Americans would be too ignorant to know that the European one is larger anyway and they wouldn’t bother to check. They’d just think “fuck yeah, murica” or something, and get back to their 78 hour working week.

Imagine their little faces light up!

Four out of five foods sold for toddlers in the United States

And