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Speed of a Maglev train: ~ 300 km/h on average, ~ 600 km/h in testing
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East-West width of country:
- US: 4500km
- Russia: 9000km
- Germany: 640km
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Average Times:
- US: 4500 km / 300 km / h = 15 hours
- Russia: 9000 / 300 = 30 hours
- Germany: 640 / 300 = 2.1 hours
Max speed of 600 would be half those times, so a large European country could get it down to 1 hour, but I don’t know anyone who stays horny that long.
If we give a max horniness window of 15 minutes, then we need trains to be 4x faster than their current max speed of 600, namely 2400 km/h, which is Mach 2. The sonic boom would be immense, but so would the size of her sploosh as you come just in time.
Edit: Interestingly, the UK’s width of ~ 300 km, would allow for a horniness window of 30 minutes using current technology.
okay but 15 minutes is kinda nuts, with the right stimulation I can be kept horny for at least an hour. If you were actively messaging the girl I bet you could maintain it for a maximum of two hours.
Hey I know the cards I have and I play them to the best of my ability
It would be better to have her travel to you. Make time dilation work in your favor.
We need to invest more in public transport. One day we may achieve this noble goal.
or horniness
Impossible!
fair
Knowing humans, that’s probably a goal that’s a lot more likely to be invested in and met than better public transportation
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If we had some sort of Pre-Cum system run by the government that combined AI and some psychics floating in milk we could detect Future Sex before it happens and send specialists to take care of the horniness before it even happens.
I’m pro transit but someone hornyposting to the world is NOT an invitation to a real world interaction. Thinking otherwise is called parasocial. You’re interacting directly with someone who doesn’t know you exist.
I presume it goes: hornypost > flirtatious comment exchange > DM > train ride
Also, I don’t think it’s meant to be taken seriously.
Although if you (generic persons, not specifically targeted at the person i’m replying to) see me hornyposting and somehow live within visiting distance, feel free to hmu. I’m in an open relationship and generally down to try new things 😝
Perfectly awesome friend, but that is not true for everyone
Well obviously 😅
For one - it’s a meme and not meant to be serious.
But also the point is that assuming that someone does or doesn’t want something like this is flawed. Which is why you don’t assume, you ask. You express a little bit of interest and see if the other person engages/escalates.
Sib, 'tis a meme