Coffee, especially if it’s ground, will lose a lot of its character if it sits around. It won’t Go Bad or make you sick, but it probably won’t be good.

If you aren’t a coffee snob, it’ll probably be fine.

Moving my mom into a home next month and dealing with the lifetime of Meaningful Things she has piled up everywhere.

Meanwhile I live in a studio apartment and whenever I clean, if I haven’t looked at it or used it in a year I give it away/throw it out.

When I die only my writing will be left, and that will probably fade from cultural memory more quickly than I’d like.

There’s probably a happy medium to be found somewhere. Maybe I’ll start carving my name on trees or deface priceless artwork.

If you are on a space station orbiting Mars, maybe.

Or Kansas.

Good luck getting the Amish to work with Poles.

I really like the taste of cough medicine and pretty much any digestif/amaro/bitters you put in front of me.

I could sip Malort neat and be happy as a clam, but on the rocks dilutes the sweetness a bit.

I think a lot of people haven’t had actually fermented fresh sauerkraut/pickles, just the vinegary preserved stuff that is shelf stable.

I love fermented stuff, so real sauerkraut is on the menu for me, but I’d always choose kimchi if given the option.

I was a preteen when that came out. Me and my friends shared a bottle and made faces and gagged for yucks, but I honestly just remember it tasting like a thinner, less carbonated Pepsi. Not bad, but not really better.

If I drank it today I might have enjoyed having a less syrupy non diet cola.

I drank Pepsi Blue nearly every work day the year it came out, but I also had frosted spiked hair and wore silky shirts with flames on them, so I suspect my tastes have shifted somewhat.

I heard you are selling some fine leather jackets.

My Boomer mom microwaves water to make tea… with the teabag in it.

It’s a wonder I survived to become the handsome and successful person I am.

Won’t someone think of the social butterflies!?

If we had some sort of Pre-Cum system run by the government that combined AI and some psychics floating in milk we could detect Future Sex before it happens and send specialists to take care of the horniness before it even happens.