This made me remember blowfly girl. I hope somebody knows what the hell I’m talking about. I can’t be alone in having this freaky old Internet knowledge.

15 GALLONS OF CUM INSIDE YOUR BUTT!

This is precious and cute and really fun and well done!! I love it. & Unwrapping them may be the best part, although they’re very tasty, too. I also like playing with the wax and wadding it up into a ball and throwing it at someone.

The way you put this together is very satisfying! It’s like the closest I can get to doing the unwrapping myself without actually having any. Good job!!

Knowing humans, that’s probably a goal that’s a lot more likely to be invested in and met than better public transportation