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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

Trump Proposes Renaming Strait Of Hormuz ‘Trump Strait’

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • Almacca@aussie.zone
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    ‘Trump’s Folly’ seems more apt.

    folly /fŏl′ē/ noun

    1. Lack of good sense, understanding, or foresight.

    2. An act or instance of foolishness.

    3. A costly undertaking having an absurd or ruinous outcome.

    • phutatorius@lemmy.zip
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      “Trump’s Back Passage.”

      Because he claims to own it yet is unable to control it.

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    If Trump was strait, he wouldn’t be blowing Bubba.

  • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    You know what, I am in favor. So that the world may remember how much of a stupid douche he was and how he thought that renaming it meant he won

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    Trump Strait

    Says the man who gave blowjob to Bill Clinton.

  • EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    It sounds like his dementia is really taking off, hopefully the news of his death will come any day now…

  • phutatorius@lemmy.zip
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    The trend of his megalomania is almost exactly tracking the trend of his dementia.

    It’s the disinhibition that goes with the squash rot.

  • khepri@lemmy.world
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    Honestly he should do it. Etch this embarrassment even deeper into the history books.

  • 1984@lemmy.today
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    Orange clown speaks again. At least it didn’t crash the stock market this time.

    • Alexfire@lemmy.world
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      That’s probably tomorrow, they sold today.

      • Puddinghelmet@lemmy.world
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        😂😂😂😂😂😭

  • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Let’s just rename earth to Uncle Trumpies Pervert Palace

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    Trump proposes renaming Earth to Trumpland.

    I can propose things too…

    • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
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      I, DECLARE, BANKRUPTCY

      • gnate@lemmy.world
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        I declare a thumb war!

        But also bankruptcy.

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    Ah shit! I put all my money on either “The Freedom Strait” or “The American Strait”. I shoulda known.

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    Only Trump and his passel o’ rectum cleaners will take it seriously. The rest of the world laughs tiredly at him. And any such name changes will be changed back in the future, anyway.

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      Only Trump and his passel o’ rectum cleaners will take it seriously.

      I thought that passel was only Natalie Harpoontang.

  • lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world
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    Minor adjustment: ‘Trump’s Strait’

    It has an Achilles’ Heel ring to it.

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
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    𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 👕

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    The words were laid on stream or stone

    When Donald woke but wasn’t woke.

    He named the named hills and dells;

    He drank from now untasty wells

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      Rare sighting of Gimli’s song of Moria. Doesn’t get enough light, that one.

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        No wonder, it being under the mountain and all.

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