Content Warning

This is not a SFW instance. NSFW communities will be tagged, and efforts will be made to keep SFW communities clean, but proceed at your own comfort level.

Mop Lemmy FYI
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

Trump Proposes Renaming Strait Of Hormuz ‘Trump Strait’

www.forbes.com

external-link
message-square
86
link
fedilink
344
external-link

Trump Proposes Renaming Strait Of Hormuz ‘Trump Strait’

www.forbes.com

return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago
message-square
86
link
fedilink
forbes.com
www.forbes.com
external-link
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    17
    ·
    7 days ago

    You know what, I am in favor. So that the world may remember how much of a stupid douche he was and how he thought that renaming it meant he won

  • cinoreus@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    18
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    7 days ago

    Trump Strait

    Says the man who gave blowjob to Bill Clinton.

  • phutatorius@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    7 days ago

    The trend of his megalomania is almost exactly tracking the trend of his dementia.

    It’s the disinhibition that goes with the squash rot.

  • khepri@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    7 days ago

    Honestly he should do it. Etch this embarrassment even deeper into the history books.

  • 1984@lemmy.today
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    7 days ago

    Orange clown speaks again. At least it didn’t crash the stock market this time.

    • Alexfire@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      7 days ago

      That’s probably tomorrow, they sold today.

      • Puddinghelmet@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        7 days ago

        😂😂😂😂😂😭

  • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    7 days ago

    Let’s just rename earth to Uncle Trumpies Pervert Palace

  • lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    7 days ago

    Minor adjustment: ‘Trump’s Strait’

    It has an Achilles’ Heel ring to it.

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    7 days ago

    𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 👕

  • Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    7 days ago

    At least hes owning up to his failure i guess.

    Iran is gonna have a field day making puns about it.

  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    7 days ago

    A literally fucking cartoon villain

  • cybervseas@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    192
    ·
    8 days ago

    This just in: Google and Apple announce they’ve updated their maps.

    • Matty Roses@lemmy.today
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      16
      ·
      7 days ago

      yet another reason OpenStreetMaps is superior

      • cybervseas@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        7 days ago

        I’m trying to switch to osm exclusively. It’s a little rough without an app (that I can find) that includes details (stops, schedule, eta) on nyc subway and bus lines.

        • Matty Roses@lemmy.today
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          7 days ago

          I have bad luck with that in Barcelona as well, and often have to go to Maps or Here We Go.

          That said, there’s also overlays for OsmAnd+. The one I have for bike routes is much better than Google.

        • Cricket@lemmy.zip
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          7 days ago

          I believe that there are dedicated apps for transit that are as good as Google / Apple maps. This would require splitting into two apps to replace one, but at least you could move away from the major map apps without losing that very useful functionality for transit.

        • tremble5218@programming.dev
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          edit-2
          7 days ago

          CoMaps is available on F-Droid and it works really well. There are little nuances like search not displaying the suburb for a street address, especially where I live, so it takes a bit of guessing. Overall though, offline, open source, great navigation, zero complaints.

          Edit: fixed typo.

        • pbhj@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          7 days ago

          Osmand app on Android is great for me (UK).

  • Zedstrian@sopuli.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    143
    ·
    8 days ago

    Reporters need to start reporting on Trump’s deranged statements with the severity they deserve.

    • madmantis24@lemmy.wtf
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      7 days ago

      We’re about ten years too late to make that train

    • SpacePanda@mander.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      61
      ·
      8 days ago

      Ive been saying this, all the crazy ass shit he does should be treated that way. Report on him like Obama. “Unfortunately, and unsurprisingly Mr. Trump goes off the rails again wanting to name the straight of Hormuz after himself”

      • schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        41
        ·
        8 days ago

        Instead we get “Trump Proposes Renaming Strait After American President” and other soft-peddling verbiage.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      8 days ago

      Aka we never have to hear 90% of his deranged ramblings. We’d only hear of the stuff that will actually affect us. Not the dementia riddled slop that comes out of his brain.

      Oops. Did I say brain? Sorry, he doesn’t have one. I meant mouth.

    • Salvo@aussie.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      8 days ago

      Someone needs to use GenBS to ejaculate an deepfake of Trump in a straight jacket, foaming at the mouth.

      Hopefully, this would get LLMs banned.

    • EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      7 days ago

      I guess they’re afraid to get called piggy

  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    90
    ·
    8 days ago

    Everyday with this fucking guy

    • Archimedes@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      19
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      8 days ago

      It hasn’t been this bad since Alexander the Great

      • SaltSong@startrek.website
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        14
        ·
        7 days ago

        At least that guy was good at something.

        • Archimedes@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          11
          ·
          7 days ago

          Great at it, even.

          • Matty Roses@lemmy.today
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            7 days ago

            [citation needed]

            • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              6
              ·
              7 days ago

              Make Alexander Great Again™

    • myyass@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      8 days ago

      Today on: Whose Moose is it any ways? Yeah it’s exhausting.

  • BuckFutter@timeyak.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    73
    ·
    8 days ago

    Why? was Trumps Gay taken?

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      8 days ago

      You’re getting upvoted, so I think I’m missing context. Is this a reference to something?

      • BuckFutter@timeyak.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        20
        ·
        8 days ago

        It’s a silly play on words juxtaposing strait (straight) for gay. Nothing more than that and was meant to be silly given the nature of those idiotic consideration by this administration.

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          4 days ago

          When I was sober, I didn’t get it. Now that I’m high, it’s SO obvious!

          …I think I may be stupid.

          • BuckFutter@timeyak.com
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            4 days ago

            I hear they have an opening in their geopgraphy department naming landmarks lol

  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    58
    ·
    8 days ago

    Did you knoooooow, that a judge has been yelling at the DOJ and will soon force the release of more Epstein files since they fucked up the original release so bad?

    https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/13/politics/epstein-judge-hearing-justice-department-contempt-warning

    • gogonan@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      7 days ago

      Oh right because court orders are always an effective mandate with this admin

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      30
      ·
      8 days ago

      I’m sure THIS TIME he’ll get punished!

      truckNotHittingBollard.gif

    • AfterlifeAdventures@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      23
      arrow-down
      3
      ·
      8 days ago

      Just words

    • Almacca@aussie.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      7 days ago

      Always a ‘warning’. Always ‘could’ or ‘may’. Never any fucking action.

Not The Onion@lemmy.world

nottheonion@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !nottheonion@lemmy.world

Welcome

We’re not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from…
  2. …credible sources, with…
  3. …their original headlines, that…
  4. …would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.34K users / day
  • 4.26K users / week
  • 6.68K users / month
  • 6.7K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 22.4K subscribers
  • 247 Posts
  • 4.82K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • kescusay@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.20
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org