i nearly had a stroke trying to transcribe this for the alt text
it took me until “tesh or froasted” to notice anything wrong
Also this is basically just a DaThings YTP
… Nicole? Nicole? Nicole?
This is the breast thing since briced slead
You cuck at sooking.
🎼yeah you sotally cuck🎵
TIL those braincells I lost drinking as a teen banded together and started their own Wikipedia.
Anxiet
We used to talk like that in school. Me and my equally nerdy friend, that is. The other kids thought we were really weird.
swatting leppers has a long tradition!
muonnaise sounds… Interesting

I want a sickle with my Sam
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it’s just oignon, l’oignon is specifically “the onion”… and it sounds pretty similar because that’s where English got it from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRntutn8udw
Mayostard vs. Mustardayonaise
This is why we alliterate whenever possible
There’s also the Hand Witch:
She’s constructing a domain!

Industrial-scale spoonerism machine
Mr. Sandman, sam me a handwich.
This must be a gift from the gods themselves.
Thank you. I needed this.