You tell someone “If you stick Your tongue out and pretend to shake salt on it You’ll feel a salty taste”, then they try it out and do the motion of jerking someone off and catching cum in their mouth.

They actually put that in a cartoon? And I don’t mean the sex change thing, I mean the salt shaker joke.

Where i live it doesn’t reach 40 anyways. But autumn is ugly. And there is no winter. It’s just autumn until may.

Yah, but i have to wait another 10 months on shitty rain, cold and gray for 2 months of summer. I don’t think I can take it this time.

No, that would miss the point. I wrote the text together with a couple of friends. A few chapters each. I read 80 percent of the cheat sheet until writing the exam.

Too obvious. That’s black on white. Like every print. A teacher would spot that from the other end of the classroom. And decals? That just limits Your usable space. How much text can You fit that way? And how many “fancy pencils” did You have? Fancy things don’t come a dime a dozen.

At some point in my life I want to write a long article about how I optimised every aspect of making a cheat sheet. But the main thing is that You can make it on clear adhesive tape and stick it on a Bic Orange pen. I had 6 of these pens on me, one in hand and 5 tucked under my watch strap. All numbered and a table of content placed on the face of the watch.

Amature hour. Back in the 00s I had cheating down to a science. Or art even. Back then nobody was carrying water bottles and we only had brick phones. The only thing You could have on Your desk was paper and a pen. But that didn’t stop me from having a book worth of knowledge hidden in plain sight.

500ml is the standard in Europe. This looks like a bigger version 550 or a pint. Held by a small hand.

Still far from the worst coffee I ever made myself. I was too lazy to wash the cup. The cup previously held cheese flavored noodle soup. It was a hot day so I decided to pour some cold water into the coffee. I only had sparkling water. You could taste everything, the coffee, the noodles, the cheese, the water. The coffee was cheap, instant, black, bitter coffee. Still finished it.

So torture?

As long as it’s not a Polish Fiat, we’re good.

It pokes fun at truck nuts so i find it funny. I never wear my Crocks with the band in the back so I can’t use these.

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who love Crocs, and those who never tried them on. I’ve tried them on. I have 3 pairs. I will buy more.

If I remember correctly Schwarzenegger and DeVito were explained in the movie as a genetic experiment and a side effect.

I’m single, maybe some of You ladies need a good source of rags?

And for underwear the path is “maybe I’ll get laid” then “still no holes so I can be seen in them” and finally “I’m not going out today so I don’t care that one of my balls fell out through the hole”. And then rags.

I have a few subcategories like camping shirts and music festival shirts but otherwise it’s spot on. The same goes for pants and hoodies.

Do women not do that? Where do they get rags from?

I don’t get it? Is it because I’m not a native speaker? Is it because I’m too old?