I want to take big booba 101, but taught as boring as possible.

That doesn’t seem to be right but I suppose science should investigate this.

If you like piña coladas

Physics is a cruel mistress.

It will be less competitive in formula one now.

Oh-OH YEAH!? Well I can buy like…17 bananas right now!

Penguin: How did you install Linux on his solar powered calculator.
Linux Penguin: sudo apt install MEGA_LINUX

In the grim darkness of the far future there is only Far Side comics.

I do like a good glug of the ol clear.

IRS: You haven’t filed your taxes in ten years.
Me: Yes, but…boobs.
IRS: Alright fair enough.

The worst thing about surprise raisin cookies is having to fake pleasure at eating them while your friend looks on, desperate for approval of their baked goods.

Well they have that second set of justice which prevents those pesky consequences for their actions.

My old man says the government wants to put these in all kinds of vehicles to control us.

It’s called Stank Booty here where I live, and it’s quite the cock block actually.

Sean Connery working at Subway.

(Slow heavy metal version of O Canada plays as mega goose swoops in)

(Heavy fog over the water as a ships crew look out in concern)

HOOOOOOONK

Captain: RIGHT FULL RUDDER!!!

T-Rex: So for this scene did you want a long pondering stare, like I’m figuring out who I am-
Director: LOL bro just roar AIGHT!? Action!

Y U try to break my brain when it’s already broken!?

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