I learned to type on one.

Where I am in the US, women don’t go through it in silence now. If you need medical attention for it, there’s an investigation to make sure you didn’t miscarry on purpose and the hospital demands burial of the remains.

Pro tip: Gargle your boss’s tobacco dip spit. You’ll steal some of their microbiome and soon you’ll DOMINATE! FUCK YEAH!

shotguns a beer

Let’s say “average users” are even willing to use the terminal. I feel like people running random commands and scripts found online would quickly give Linux a reputation for malware just as bad as Microsoft’s.