Wakko

The Five Fingers by Gayle Rivers. Might be one of the goriest books I’ve ever read.

Impossible to name it that, 'cuz straight he ain’t.

Slavery was abolished in the 19th century,

Cute that you think that. Try reading the 14th Amendment to the US Constitution sometime. You’ll find that the USA did not abolish slavery. We just institutionalized it into the penal system. Look up some of the jobs performed by the inmates of the Louisiana state correctional system and then tell me slavery has been abolished.

If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t theft.

So, it’s totally cool with you if the kernel that those anti-AI distros runs is being developed with AI?

Seems like a weird line to draw to me. But whatever. Enjoy whatever distro that is, if you find it.

GNU/Hurd maybe?

You should stop using Linux altogether if you want to be that much of an anti-AI snob. Linus is using LLMs on the kernel.

https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/07/linus-torvalds-to-critics-of-ai-coding-in-linux-fork-it-or-just-walk-away/

The Dunning-Kruger Effect.