Clippy
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Choppy McChopface. Obviously.
Charlie choplin
His name is Guillermo. Guillermo the Guillotine.
but Guy La Tine insteadSnippy.
Clippy’s better cousin.
This is the only possible answer.
Tips Welcome
Oh, it does circumcisions too? Neat.
Guillaume
Le conquérant
None I have come up with are Satisfactory.
That one’s already taken anyway.
Robert McCall
What, is the obvious “Sir Gilly Tine” not good enough for you?

Wow, that’s a hell of a callback.
The entire movie lives rent free in my head.
“The Great Guillotini”. He is just missing a top hat.
Before we get a name, is this crochet or knit?
Crochet.
Slip stich head ditch
I posted to /c/knitting and was (politely) informed it is crochet.
Gui O’Tine