Tbh the biggest danger that would come from having bin Laden babysit your kids is the possibility of them being killed in a drone strike.
Kind of like how when a restaurant reopens after an embarrassing health code violation, and it’s now the cleanest restaurant in town, Lindsay Clancy for me.
I mean, what are the chances she’d do that twice?
Just leave them home alone.
Alternatively, you reckon Osama could teach them basic engineering skills? If they are making phone-activated landmines surely they can put up some fun RF experiments.
It’d just be monkey bars all day. Monkey bars on loop, like on CNN in 2003. So much monkey bars your kids would be swole like great apes when you got back.
We’re not actually reposting incel memes on Lemmy, are we?
Looks like we are.
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No one’s arguing for her to be found innocent, Not Guilty By Reason Of Insanity doesn’t mean you go home
Cool but I wouldn’t really want her watching my kids, would you? Lol
That’s an easy choice. Bin Laden wasn’t even that bad of a guy.
Except he put American and European atheists at the bottom of his hierarchy, so your kids would be far safer with Hitler if they fit any of those denominations
Osama bin Laden loved his kids. He was hard on them, for sure, he was basically what you imagine when you think of a deep south US prepper survivalist - a bit eccentric and paranoid, but intelligent - he would be taking his kids on long hikes, teaching them how to sleep in the desert with only sand as a blanket, but he did it out of a deep desire to protect them and give them skills to survive.
If they’re brown Muslim children
I know for a fact Bin Laden had games and the movie Cars on his computer. Safest bet.
Pretty sure I remember seeing he had a bunch of Naruto fansubs on his computer, too. He could even watch your weird kid and keep them entertained for the night.
Ugh he’s an arsenal fan.
Not in my house!
Honestly, as much as this surprises me, but from those 4 options, my kids would probably be safest with hitler. I assume the first woman is the one that just killed her 3 kids, so that’s a fundamental NOPE, diddy, yeah nah, that guy is just weird. So it boils down to the islamic terrorist and the cocaine-addicted, so I’d just give it hitler and hope he has a good day without thaaaaat much cocaine.
Hitler was a pedophile and complete loser
Osama was a regular family man with somewhat extreme political beliefs who was well educated and relatively normal
I’d pick Osama
I’m German, we are taught VERY extensively about hitler’s wrongdoings in school, but him being a pedophile is something I have never heard before. And from some quick online searches, that seems to be a very unsubstantiated claim.
somewhat extreme political beliefs
Bro
Hitler was a lot of things, but a pedophile? Gonna need a source on that one
Behind the bastards, he “dated” many “young women” who were like 12 - 16 in his 30s, the “love letters” and other documentation exists
The Behind the Bastards claims were ~17 and legal in state and country, not a controversial act at the time and only borderline controversial now - and still legal
thanks, osama
yeah given these 4…
The one with a whole “youth” named after them is surely the best with kids
Bin laden and its not close
Bin laden, of course! I heard he is the bomb.
Bin Laden could be trusted because from what I know he never purposely wanted kids targeted. One murdered several children, one murdered too many to count in concentration camps as well as ordering soldiers to do it because he didn’t see them as human. The last one was a sex pest and I wouldn’t trust kids with.
The man had multiple wives and multiple kids. All of which where taken care of financially- so ya seconded
Western educated man who is pissed off at the US for abandoning his political ascension? Slightly better than a meth addicted turboracist, a crazy murderer, and a child molester. I doubt bin Laden is going to be able to do much opinion changing in a single evening and I doubt that he’d outright kill or molest them.
Bin Laden fathered 24 children, the first of which was with his first cousin when she was 16 and he was 17. They went on to have ten more children. The other 13 were spread amongst five other wives. They also found several beheading videos on his computer. He also believed muslims should kill any US civilians they find until the US withdraws support for Israel.
I think definitely killing and maybe molestation would be on the table.
He was a wealthy politician first, revolutionary like fifth. Shit, you’re right, molestation is on the table.
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Not even remotely close. I saw him first and before seeing the rest of the faces I already knew that this was an usian thing so he was going to be “a major evil”.
Fact is, aside religion, we’d have a lot in common, including hating the US so, if any, it would give for an interesting evening for my kids and a more interesting post-evening chat with him.
The other 3, in my eyes, are way, waaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse.
Bin Laden would fuck then but at least he’d marry them first.
You must not know very much about Bin Laden. Give his Wikipedia articles a quick skim. Your kids wouldn’t survive the night. If they survive an hour, it’s because they decided to kill them slowly.
I just read every section that sounded relevant and he sounds like a great guy besides the religious fundamentalism. Wrote poetry, took his kids on picnics, encouraged the american public to work with Obama on stopping climate change…
If they have blonde hair and blue eyes, uncle Adolf is the safest bet.
Did Hitler actually do any killing people himself, or did he just have other people do it for him? If it’s the latter then I pick him, because I think he’s too lazy to actually do anything.
Well he was a runner in WW1 so possibly did some killing there. But no I don’t think he personally did any after that.
He’s a drug addict!
But will my kids live through the experience? That’s what I’m most concerned about.
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Which Americans are the top left/bottom right?
Top left is the perpertrator of (trigger warning, 3 kids killed, I’m leaving the link as it is instead of adding text to it so you know what it is without having to click on it) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_the_Clancy_children
Bottom right is P Diddy aka Puff Daddy aka Sean Combs. Known for, among other things: helping more talented musicians than himself make good music, dating J-Lo, playing in a Muppets movie, rape parties, domestic violence, guest appearance on Notorious B.I.G’s track Mo Money Mo Problems, potentially ordering the hit on 2pac’s life, being a general piece of shit with tons of connections and money. He was like the Hip-Hop world’s Epstein, though I don’t remember if the “performers” at the Diddy Parties were children or adult women, they were definitely getting raped though.
Like those two Americans are so bad that between these 4 people… I’d be most likely to trust bin Laden. In this very hypothetical scenario, because this is a shitpost and in reality if I can’t find a sitter and I get to choose between these 4, well guess what, I’m just cancelling my plans and staying home. Might be a tie between bin Laden and Hitler actually, we’re not Jewish, Roma or any other minority he tried exterminating.
I didn’t recognize Diddy without his shades
That’s the actress who played Elaine on Seinfeld, and Chris Rock, respectively
ngl, since im a white, cis, heterosexual, non-jewish, german: probably hitler. i dont think he was the kinda guy that would kill children just because he could. if these children happened to have like, a jewish mother, things would definitely look different
I’m italian so I guess it depends on when on the timeline they plucked him
I ain’t going out tonight.