• Alberat@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    you could probably do 2 trees at the same time. that’s over a million dollars a year

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      4 days ago

      “Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?”

      “I’ll tell you what I’d do, man. Two trees at the same time, man!”

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        3 days ago

        Alright so when the wood chipper sheds the tree all these extra bark chips just get tossed out. So we simplified the whole thing, we rounded them all down, drop the remainder into an account we opened.

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      Ugh, my brother is this type of person. Everywhere we go, he’s like “You know, this place probably just prints money. If they’re charging each one of us $X and they do this amount of business all the time, that’s millions every year! We could easily do this and probably double that if we really tried.”

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        It tends to be the skewed worldview of people obsessed with easy money schemes who consume too much social media and actually don’t have any exposure to real life business.

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      Turns up with a tree harvester - “okay, this thing can process a thousand trees per day, who will pay 1000x rates?”