Here’s the video in the article: https://youtube.com/shorts/z5E_VnOEOKM

I’m a big fan of the Norm MacDonald jokes where the punchline is lame but the journey getting there is hilarious. Some examples

Pig joke: https://youtu.be/U-fi9M52qWk

Moth joke: https://youtu.be/OihZE4eXuig

I’ve heard it called “sport mode”

Yeah, you need a new job. This is also my current job for not enough pay. You’re getting shafted.

With that being said, this isn’t really 3 jobs like the post implies. If you’ve worked with data integrations before, you know how SQL, APIs and cloud solutions interact.

Look out for those beauties, oh yeah.

I used to work on the website for a utility company that insisted on ridiculous uptime. Our major deployments risked taking the system down for a few seconds, though in practice that never happened.

As a result, they made us do deployments starting at 3:00 in the morning since that was the least active time on the site. Fuuuuuuuuck that place.

My brother is an air traffic controller at one of the world’s busiest international airports and I can assure your their system uptime is no where close to 3 9s.

You can tell that’s an old article because you haven’t been able to get a $4 beer in sports stadiums in forever. I ordered a tall boy at a baseball game this season and it set me back $20!

Ugh, my brother is this type of person. Everywhere we go, he’s like “You know, this place probably just prints money. If they’re charging each one of us $X and they do this amount of business all the time, that’s millions every year! We could easily do this and probably double that if we really tried.”

I always struggle with this during garage sales. Most of the time, I don’t even want money for my stuff. I just want it to go to someone who needs it.

But if you put a FREE sign on anything, people will just scoop it up, throw it in a truck already loaded with other free stuff, and take it to the flea market to sell.

It shouldn’t bother me, since the people selling stuff at the flea market usually are pretty poor themselves and probably need to make money. But it just irks me that instead of a mom getting free clothes for her kids, that mom would instead have to buy them at a markup instead.