To be slightly fair, some did kidnap their prospectives, feed them poison, make them commit crime or murder each other and then basically tell them “you’re criminals and society won’t welcome you back anymore. You’re free to go back, but we’ll tell them you’re our recruits and they won’t be able to trust you at all even if they don’t kill you on the spot. We’re the only choice you have left.”

Look, I know what everyone says about Evil Blood Cult, but there just aren’t a lot of jumping off points as a young farmer. I’m not buying the Kool-Aid, I’m just trying to get my foot in the door so i can pay off my parents’ loans and buy my own farm. Besides, being ex-Evil Blood Cult is actually quite impressive to future employers. I spend a little bit of time there, then I can leave and spend my time in an organization that reflects my values, maybe even one against Evil Blood Cult.

Lockheed was also at my college’s job fair.

And yeah, I’d take an internship from them even though I hate everything they do, but i gotta pay bills…

To be fair, it’s called Lockheed Martin, not “western violence on poverty stricken brown people” and a “patriot missile” not “the school exploder 5000”

And also still be the good guys while the place called “heavenly palace of light” are the evil lunatics

This is the agenda they warn you about. Fuck the “gay/trans” agenda, the capitalist agenda is to make you so poor and beg for money so much that your only high quality paying job is to be Kool-Aid Poisoner at EBC’s Demon Mountain Division.

I know people who have legitimately designed missles because they needed to feed their family and the job market is so fucked it was the only job they could get above 50k a year. (Id argue maybe dont have kids in the first place, but accidents happen and you need to do what you need to do to survive.)

Anyways vote for the hammer, sickle, and guillotine

I am a devotee of the Mad God Sheogorath himself, so yeah this tracks

Abundant demonesses really sell the genre for me.