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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 4 months ago

Florida man caught illegally feeding wild alligator resists arrest: "He's a good boy... and he loves bagels."

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Florida man caught illegally feeding wild alligator resists arrest: "He's a good boy... and he loves bagels."

Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • dustycups@aussie.zone
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    4 months ago

    Unrelated but interesting.

    Might explain the shark attacks we tend to get here

    • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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      4 months ago

      Fun fact, sharks kill between 3 and 8 people globally each year.

      • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world
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        4 months ago

        Well, that’s not very fun

        • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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          4 months ago

          What if I told you…

          it was the same shark every time? /joke

  • brem@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    When predators become unafraid of Floridaman, they turn into Kaiju and Ultraman from Ultraman Cosmos has to show up & re-wild them

  • nullpotential@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Man’s long and well documented history of anthropomorphizing and treating wild apex predators like friends and pets.

  • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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    1. That food is not good for the gator.

    2. Teaching gators to approach humans for food is not good for either.

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