A pedantic & cynical animal who is very concerned for our collective future.
I’m surprised he isn’t worried about drawing attention to his involvement with Lake Michigan.
If you search “Donald Trump Lake Michigan” on DuckDuckGo, the first results are articles about that time he was present to dump a 13 year old Epstein victim’s baby into the lake (whom he impregnated)
committing Sudoku in shame
The Pillsbury Doughboy has a bit of a belly, it might be difficult to disembowel himself with a math puzzle.
The fence sells your stolen goods (for a small fee)
Okay, but hear me out…
“Tremors” with earthworms and The Rock Dwayne is making a big deal about it, but they just do worm stuff.
Khajiit has melons, if you have treats.