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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 2 months ago

Ethan covers himself in oil and starts sliding around on the floor calling himself "Slug Boy"

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Ethan covers himself in oil and starts sliding around on the floor calling himself "Slug Boy"

Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • SGforce@lemmy.ca
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    2 months ago

    The correct answer is “none of the above”

    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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      What you don’t know is that Cindy keeps “accidentally” bumping into you and then smirks back to Barbra, day after day after day.

      • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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        Nah, she bumps into you, then reports you to HR for “inappropriate touching”

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    Yah ur not supposed to touch anyone

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    I’d like to meet Ethan. He seems fun.

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