I don’t walk up/down stairs with my hands in my pockets anymore. Seems unnecessarily risky, like running out into traffic without looking or stepping into the ring with a hungry lion.
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Cake day: February 2nd, 2024
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Crawling around a claustrophobic attic in a heatwave recently and I had a panicked moment where I decided I had better get out before hyperthermia made it so I physically couldn’t.
Pretty sure there is a parallel universe where firefighters are cutting holes in the ceiling to extract my rotting corpse from behind an aging air handler.
- laranis@lemmy.ziptoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•You randomly get a free 50k no catch what do you do with it?2·2 days ago
Buy gold and bury it in the communal garden.
- laranis@lemmy.ziptoNo Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•"Digital Signatures" just ask you to type your name into a box now. Am I right in thinking this almost-completely defeats the purpose of a signature?0·13 days ago
Had my identity stolen. Thief bought a car with a loan they got online. Forged my signature at the dealer half a country away. I hired a lawyer because BofA are fucking criminals.
Me: “This is clearly not my signature on this document. Doesn’t that mean anything?”
Lawyer: “Nope. Not a thing.”
WTF.
Now anything asking for my signature is squiggles unrelated to the written language.
It’s funny because they don’t have the self awareness to even ask themselves that question! Hahaha ha. Ha. ha
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