Wiggle my butt too
Calmly explain why that sort of behavior is inappropriate and request an apology.
Wave with some steroids to get her attention and then throw them in the direction of the bouncers. After that have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over.
Great plan, Shaun!
Clearly not Shaun, he didn’t mention going to the Winchester.
Scrape what is left of his ass off the wall.
Call an ambulance to tend to his broken pelvis?
I’m in “the club”, especially one where randomly molesting someone isn’t an immediate expulsion, I’ve already taken one too many wrong turns and need to rethink my life.
I bet €0.05 that you always sit at the front of the bus if there’s space!
Nope. Back corner, why?
Lemmy shitposts, and lemmy users responding in dead seriousness in the comments, name a more iconic duo.
Threesome?
To the death!
He’s a boobs guy, I’m not worried.
Wasn’t even meant that way, simple statement of fact lol If I thought she’d care about my opinion, I’d be far too intimidated and in awe to say that but this is the internet and nobody knows if I’m actually a dog.
I’m a dog too.
Am man, so my ass?
Tom from Tom & Jerry scream 👍
I now have a new man, who happens to be a woman
how do i get one of those
👉️👈️
lmk if you figure it out 😔
Sure thing. My current hypothesis, in my case, is that I have to play what I can only assume is some kind of new video game called “outside”.
I have a man??? How much did I pay?
Treefiddy
ಠ___ಠ
Call an ambulance for my man.
Everyone has knees.