All of them.

Don’t take the “me in real life” too literally, it’s a mix of “this is SO fucking relatable” and shitposting.

Both CBT and DBT are types of therapy that exist, so I see no reason to assume whoever wrote this didn’t mean what they wrote.

Oh dear, so bdsm is next.

*snort*

Landline owners, assemble!

I know, I was being facetious ;)

You mean, as in, it’s still the same experience watching it now as it was then? Since I re-watched it just a few months ago, I can truly and honestly say: true dat.

Goodness, is that an actual line from the movie? Say it isn’t so. I’m no PugJesus, obviously, but I somehow don’t think they thought of themselves as living in the Bronze Age or any age. Come to think of it, has ANYONE talked about historical inaccuracies in Nolan’s Odyssey, has there been ANY discourse AT ALL? Or are meant to accept that they weren’t ecstatic to finally move on to Iron?

Yeah, I can almost hear how, uh, someone (?) is shaking their fist in impotent fury at that album and yelling “curse youuuuu, Madonna, for releasing new music!”

The pressure on women is to look young. Rebelling against that ideally includes not trying to make yourself look young by having invasive procedures that most women can’t even afford. Again, get all the plastic surgery you like. But it does send a signal and it isn’t “I accept that I am not 23 anymore, society can go fuck itself”.

Anyway, accepting for the moment that encouraging women to grow old while not caring what others think about them is her cause. Is that it? Because others are doing a much better job of that.

Now, I haven’t followed her because the last time I was consciously aware of her music (some time in the 00s, I think) it had started to become generic so I stopped caring. So earlier I tried to hint at a thing that I found actively annoying about her in recent years, namely her NFTs. Want to comment on that? How she jumped on that dumpsterfire of a bandwagon to make more money?

So she released new music that I haven’t heard of. That counts as button pushing these days? Whose? She’s opposing typical gender expectations? All images I’ve seen of her over the last few years showed obvious signs of too much plastic surgery. People are free to change their bodies however they like, sure, but if you want to send a message about self-acceptance and body positivity, particularly to women who aren’t quite young anymore, that’s a weird way to do that. Not saying you should stop liking her, obviously, but I haven’t seen her being rebellious in quite a while.

What buttons has she pushed lately, other than those of people who think NFTs are stupid?

Not even the White House knows what a POV is, everybody’s off the hook.

😏

No! Nononono I’ll accept any number from 10 to at least 14 for that face* but 9? Shame on you sir/madam, that is 9 erasure and I won’t stand for it! Hashtag Never Skip Nine!

* metacrises and aborted regenerations and fugitives and whofuckingknows and whatnot

To be fair, that might also be because the only version available to gif makers right now is pretty bad quality. … uh, I’m told.

Edit: ITT people don’t know what a gifset is.

At what point does a question become too broad and cryptic to answer?

What fun, I can hear this image.

The text says “Panda Leefa” (or maybe Reefa or Lifa or…) which seems to refer to red panda Leefa (Reefa, Lifa, …) who lives in Yamaguchi Zoo. She looks like a normal red panda, meaning not black and white. So someone shopped that photo in (which I’m also not convinced is of a real panda).