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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 11 days ago

Nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

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Nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 11 days ago
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    nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

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    Nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

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    Nothing wakes me up like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack.

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    Idk maybe it’s just very good cheese

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      or a very good sak

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    I doubt you’d wake up ever again.

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    ‘Homey, have you been up all night eating cheese?’

    ‘I think im blind’

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    nothing wakes me up from the mourning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

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    nothing wakes me up in the sack like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a morning

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    Why are you guys doing this to me

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      Because nothing wakes them up in the morning? 🤷🏻

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    they’re obviously not paying the sign guy enough

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