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cm0002@mander.xyz to Political Memes@lemmy.ca · 19 days ago

A perfect shit storm

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A perfect shit storm

cm0002@mander.xyz to Political Memes@lemmy.ca · 19 days ago
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    The average American uses 141 rolls of toilet paper per year

    That’s a role every two and a half days.

    And they still had to normalize skidmarks.

    Americans are disgusting people.

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      We use one roll every 3-4 months. Bidet for the win!

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        What do you dry off with?

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          I use a bit of toilet paper to dry off and do a make-sure

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            How are your rolls lasting 3-4 months then? Are you a midget?

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              Math is hard, it’s true.

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      jesus, I don’t even use that much and I use what I thought was a lot plus I use it as tissues for blowing my nose

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      Hey, it is difficult to reach your butthole when you are twice the healthy BMI. And the back inflexibility from sitting 16hrs a day doesn’t help either.

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      The “average American” is a gawdamned idiot. Cows can use tools better than those morons. Go figure.

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      The average American must need more fiber

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