Almost as if the loss of life was the entire point…

>pretending the Vietnam war “happened to you”

Name a more American experience, I dare you.

That explains it.

Dowvoted for American hubris.

9.5/10 don’t reach the zipper.

He said “hsssssss” a lot and also “meow”.

My grandma had two black cats, one named Goblin and the other Poussiere (french for Dust) because he had a little grey smudge on his forehead.

Flawless

The 19^th Hole

Lake HUSSEIN Obama

Michigan

The average American uses 141 rolls of toilet paper per year

That’s a role every two and a half days.

And they still had to normalize skidmarks.

Americans are disgusting people.

Synthetic skunk spray is also viable if you don’t want to bless them with your golden juice. Probably less conductive though so make sure to ramp up the particles.

Electric is the hand that kkkranks the hog

You’ll have them saying “Thank you Mr. President” in seconds.

Urine isn’t conductive enough.

Carbon nanoparticles are.

You can make crude carbon nanoparticles from two carbon rods, submerged in water, one connected to positive one connected to negative. Low voltage. Let itrun for a day or two.

Then boil it down to reduce it by 75% and rehydrate with piss.

Bam.

Most Americans can’t even count to 40 let alone 40,000,000,000,001

Bring it on.

They’ll write Geneva Convention 2.0 brand toilet paper for us to ignore.

The Donald Trump Shits His Pants and Rapes Kids Centre for the Performing Arts

Put some respect on its name.