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Imagining a fantasy setting where elves, dwarves, orcs and whatnot are just continually baffled by humans eating the most vile toxic things.
Salsa? You mean a mix of a hemolytic poison (onions), a cardiotoxin (tomatoes), and a nerve agent (chili peppers)? Eaten with corn chips dusted with a lethal amount of salt, and washed down with a cup full of neurotoxin (iced tea)?
Stay the fuck away from me because clearly you are the vile spawn of some incomprehensible eldritch god
HumanityFuckYeah is a genre that is basically this, although it’s most often in a scifi setting.
Usually depicting humans reaching the wider universe and baffling/overcoming large more advanced galactic empires due to Earth effectively being a death world where everything is trying to kill us.
Earth effectively being a death world where everything is trying to kill us.
I’d be chill with that, but my experience with r/HFY was mostly humans being more amazing than aliens in every way for no apparent good reason. Just so weird.
idk about weird, most fiction is at least somewhat based in power fantasy, especially in times like these where basically everyone feels fucking miserable and helpless.
In D&D dwarves have resistance to poison damage and advantage on saving throws against poison, so they would be the ones with food no one else could eat safely.
To everyone else, dwarf food seems bland. Since the dwarf cooking it couldn’t add any of there normal spices. “Can humans eat rocks? I don’t think so, better skip them.” (Then skips the salt)
I’m so glad I learned that I could digest rocks as an adult. I don’t think the second part of that warning would have been enough to deter me as a kid.
they’re eaten for various reasons, sometimes because of health benefits (de-tox) or due to lack of proper food.
Impact on health
Clay minerals have been reported to have beneficial microbiological effects, such as protecting the stomach against toxins, parasites, and pathogens.[43][44] Humans are not able to synthesize vitamin B12 (cobalamin), so geophagia may be a behavioral adaptation to obtain it from bacteria in the soil.[45] Mineral content in soils may vary by region, but many contain high levels of calcium, copper, magnesium, iron, and zinc; these minerals are critical for developing fetuses, which may explain cravings by pregnant women to chew metallic objects, soil, ice cravings. Pregnant women may also experience ice-chewing cravings or drives towards specifically cold food to trigger vasoconstricting, which increases brain oxygen levels by restricting neck veins; both cravings, soil and ice, may have familial and environmental links.
detoxing is not real lol, unless you’re eating activated charcoal.
We have organs that specifically exist to remove toxins from the body, if foods have positive health effects it’s not due to “detoxing”.
Tbf dwarven religions are like “my ancestors carved these rules with their hands to guide us forward” and elven religions are like “my ancestors got intimate with a fae, starting our race. Also their firstborn is still alive.”
Meanwhile human religions are like “here is a horse that’s made out of all living beings, with a woman’s face too. Mortals who mount it can go to heaven for 5 seconds.”
let’s not forget that a lot of human religion is also just “thank u sun for making us not freeze to death, very cool. You too, water: big fan of watering my crops.”
Which is probably my favourite HFY concept: humans being ludicrously diverse while everyone else has like maybe 5 different cultures.
Even better there’s one non-human species that’s also super diverse and we both go
The best settings are where everyone is morbidly fascinated by each other.
Humans are effectively viewed as stereotypical frenchmen, constantly smoking and drinking and eating violently stinky food.
Dwarves think asbestos has a wonderful crunchy texture that goes great with a tall glass of mercury.
Elves cannot comprehend why you wouldn’t simply drink raw magic like a civilized person (you gotta try some Yith’Illian merlinot, they age it for two hundred years in silverwood caskets which gives it a gorgeous silky texture).
Orcs consider most human food to be ultraprocessed slop for babies, but have become borderline addicted to our hard candy and have formed a deep friendship with dwarves over sharing bones to gnaw on.
Imagining a fantasy setting where elves, dwarves, orcs and whatnot are just continually baffled by humans eating the most vile toxic things.
Salsa? You mean a mix of a hemolytic poison (onions), a cardiotoxin (tomatoes), and a nerve agent (chili peppers)? Eaten with corn chips dusted with a lethal amount of salt, and washed down with a cup full of neurotoxin (iced tea)?
Stay the fuck away from me because clearly you are the vile spawn of some incomprehensible eldritch god
HumanityFuckYeah is a genre that is basically this, although it’s most often in a scifi setting.
Usually depicting humans reaching the wider universe and baffling/overcoming large more advanced galactic empires due to Earth effectively being a death world where everything is trying to kill us.
I’d be chill with that, but my experience with r/HFY was mostly humans being more amazing than aliens in every way for no apparent good reason. Just so weird.
idk about weird, most fiction is at least somewhat based in power fantasy, especially in times like these where basically everyone feels fucking miserable and helpless.
In D&D dwarves have resistance to poison damage and advantage on saving throws against poison, so they would be the ones with food no one else could eat safely.
To everyone else, dwarf food seems bland. Since the dwarf cooking it couldn’t add any of there normal spices. “Can humans eat rocks? I don’t think so, better skip them.” (Then skips the salt)
Fun fact; you shouldn’t swallow pebbles. You can digest them, but they are rich in toxic minerals, to the point that your kidney gets overwhelmed.
I’m so glad I learned that I could digest rocks as an adult. I don’t think the second part of that warning would have been enough to deter me as a kid.
oh btw there’s these clay eating people all around the world.
they’re eaten for various reasons, sometimes because of health benefits (de-tox) or due to lack of proper food.
detoxing is not real lol, unless you’re eating activated charcoal.
We have organs that specifically exist to remove toxins from the body, if foods have positive health effects it’s not due to “detoxing”.
What about boulders?
If it fits, it shits?
When the dwarves invite you over for dinner, steer clear of the mushroom stew.
Tbf dwarven religions are like “my ancestors carved these rules with their hands to guide us forward” and elven religions are like “my ancestors got intimate with a fae, starting our race. Also their firstborn is still alive.”
Meanwhile human religions are like “here is a horse that’s made out of all living beings, with a woman’s face too. Mortals who mount it can go to heaven for 5 seconds.”
Mythology Reference.
let’s not forget that a lot of human religion is also just “thank u sun for making us not freeze to death, very cool. You too, water: big fan of watering my crops.”
Which is probably my favourite HFY concept: humans being ludicrously diverse while everyone else has like maybe 5 different cultures.
Even better there’s one non-human species that’s also super diverse and we both go
The best settings are where everyone is morbidly fascinated by each other.
Humans are effectively viewed as stereotypical frenchmen, constantly smoking and drinking and eating violently stinky food.
Dwarves think asbestos has a wonderful crunchy texture that goes great with a tall glass of mercury.
Elves cannot comprehend why you wouldn’t simply drink raw magic like a civilized person (you gotta try some Yith’Illian merlinot, they age it for two hundred years in silverwood caskets which gives it a gorgeous silky texture).
Orcs consider most human food to be ultraprocessed slop for babies, but have become borderline addicted to our hard candy and have formed a deep friendship with dwarves over sharing bones to gnaw on.