This is the millennial equivalent of Boomer Humor 🤣
Don’t put this on millennials. This is still boomer humor.
17 years old in the 1990s:

12 years old in 1880


17 year old in the year 3000
“In the year 2929…”
At this rate in year 4000, 17 year olds are just a chemical elements fused in the core of the dying star.
Isnt that what our universe is already?
All this talk about sperm counts dropping, its just people are hitting puberty at 90
You are just aging, mate
17 years old in 2040s

kids today aren’t “sun-ripened”
Starting from 2026, people who hit twenties, are just stopped aging, being a 20 years olds forever.