My brain will randomly play back entire Englebert Humperdinck songs in the middle of stuff I’m supposed to pay attention to…
Nah let’s do a random hyperfocus for a few weeks!
Ooouuuuuur house!
…
In the middle of our street
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🎵Too many cooks!🎶
You bastard!
“No, stop!”
“Okay, here’s a montage of your most shameful memories.”
“… back to Full House please.”
It’s more the shameful memories that get me
The milkman the paperboy and evening TV
What is “my wife’s daily todo list”?
Me: I just want to feel good.
Brain: Oh we’re fresh out of that. I’m afraid all we have left is existential dread about the certain knowledge of your total insignificance and failure!
Me: …
Alcohol: I gotchu fam.
If you want to be significant (in a good way) then get off social media and create something other than noise.
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Shooba do bop ba DOW!
It’s a rare condition, this day and age…to read any good news on the newspaper page.
Broken serotonin huh? That’s rough. I mean mine never worked right to begin with, but at least I got to learn how to live with suicidal ideation as a small child.
Suicidal ideation as a child huh? That’s rough. I mean I committed suicide when I was a kid but at least I learned how to live with the agony of reincarnation as a small child.
You joke but I’ve got a psych file three inches thick and take like 7 medications a day. Your sarcasm is wasted on me.
It sometimes worries me that your situation applies to at least two of my friends. It would have applied to my partner too but they did not remember the abuse until age 40. Making up for the ideation times now. Whoo. Life is not boring.
Anyway, sorry for the over sharing and congrats for surviving. Had a few friends who didn’t, I know how tough it is.
7? Try 11!
I mean it’s not a competition but you win lol
This guy’s got nothing on you!
Ha! That’s a chain of shops!
Brain: Cortisol? Iʻll pump more of that out.
I cant even get cortisol! (I have addisons )
I assume this is how they got the idea for Too Many Cooks.
still think about how they got me. i waited days… it came on… i yelled are you fucking kidding me.
Simply incredible. This man is a national treasure starring nicholas cage. How does he have my exact same sense of humor for music?
I’m gonna guess autism
Great, now I’ll think about Too Many Cooks for three hours
…it take a lot to make a stew…
Three hours? Is there an extended cut?
I understand this.
I think that’s what our brains are for. I mean, I think the meaning of life is to extend that song beyond ad nauseum. To let awful tenants live rent free so long that they die in your brain apartment and you have to accommodate their ghost.
Me: im bored but have to sit through this, how about some patience? Brain: sorry all i got is pure rage
Great, so which Thrash/Metal song are we hyper fixating on today?
Bro no way, ive been listening to GWAR - Womb With A View on repeat for like 2 hours today so far 🤣
Yesterday I was listening to SOAD’s Toxicity album and reading the lyrics as I listened.
Farrrrrk i haven’t listened to them in ages, what a throw back to high school lol
Same, got a FLAC of the album a while ago for chop suey and toxicity, and I just so happened to listen to the rest of the album, rather good if I do say so.
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