I still can’t believe Graham’s sister lost
The GOP got their feelgood story yanked away from them
It’s too bad Booker didn’t win. Replacing the 84 year old white turtle corpse with a black democrat literally half of his age would have been so so sweet. He’d have been rolling in his grave on the way down.
I had to look up if he died or not.
Same. Wiki doesn’t say was.
Did Bernie of weekend at Bernie’s count as alive?
i can’t remember, did they (not the protagonists) ever discover he was dead?
That’s unfortunate
Do we still not know what’s going on with this guy???
I don’t.
I was half expecting this to give Trump a stroke
Mitch may not be happy tonight, but he’s still smiling about it.
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I remember there being news earlier this year about Mitch saying sorry for shit he’s done. Probably was visited by three ghosts. 🌝
Any story saying Mitch strung more than 2 vowels together is a lie.
1 is lindsey graham, confronted him.
Graham looks around, ”wait, I’m ghost number one?” He was about to complain, but saw #2 was dick Cheney, and shrugged to himself. Leaning over, he whispered “Yeah, okay, you’ve got me beat, but you shot a man in the face and then made him apologize. Who could possibly be the third ghost?”
A rattling Bavarian accent floats towards them, “sometimes it takes a turtle to convince a turtle,” Graham and Cheney roll their eyes, trying and failing to seem good-natured and we cut to credits.
Nah, he’s Marley
which one do you think he is? let's compare
Really? I missed that. Was that after he came out in a wheelchair?
Jesus, I read this three times this morning before I remembered that that dinosaur is still alive.
Is he though?
His heart is still pumping fluid, but not much has been going on between his ears for decades.
If you compete in a deadpool and you don’t have McConnell as a rider on every list you’re allowed, you’re doing it wrong.
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